Men Vs Women

Men usually don’t understand “German” they only understand straight talk, like,

Wife: “Hun, do you want a cup of tea?”

Husband: Yes, I do.

Wife: “Babe, take the trash out please.”

Husband: “I will. Just give me a second.”

This is straight talk. If the wife decides to make her talk in “German,” she tricks her husband’s brain:

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”

Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

Do you see? Yeah, so, if you are a wife of one man, don’t speak in “German” Speak to his brain so he gets what you’re saying, like this:

Wife: “Hubby, I want you to kiss me when you leave for work.”

Husband: “I would love to!” ///