Speak to His Brain?

Men usually don’t understand “German.” They only understand straight talk, like,
Wife: “Hun, do you want a cup of tea?”
Husband: Yes, I do.
Wife: “Babe, would you please take the trash out?”
Husband: “I will. Just give me a second.”

This is called talking directly to a man’s brain, or, speaking to him in a language he can understand.
On the other hand, if a wife decides to speak to her husband in “German,” she tricks her husband’s brain (very important point to note):
Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves home for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”????
Do you see that?
Yeah, so, if you are a wife of one man, don’t speak to him in “German.” Speak to his brain so he gets it:
Wife: “Hubby, I want you to kiss me when you leave home for work.”
Husband: “I would love to!” ///